my loved one tells me that i'm "surreal and a little macabre." and thusly, i feel that "macabre" may have one of the best definitions in the dictionary.

ma·ca·bre /məˈkɑbrə, -ˈkɑb, -ˈkɑbər/ P[muh-kah-bruh, -kahb, -kah-ber] –adjective

3. of or suggestive of the allegorical dance of death.

DANCE OF DEATH! the monster mash! an allegorical smash! viva la muerte! let's eat soy steaks.