Q: We hear that sometimes you will spank bingo participants with a big paddle. Does it hurt you more than it hurts them?
MP: Oh no, honey. I make it hurt. They must pay for their sins when they call false bingo. My paddle, just so you'll know, is called "Mother Pearl's butt basher."
From Queerty's Big Gay Road Trip
I'm sorry, but the notion of the sin of calling "false bingo" is just pretty funny to me.