I have moped fever. All I do is think about my moped. It's the greatest toy ever!

I also have Star Jones fever. She's going to be having a book signing in Westwood this Friday. Who's going? ME. That's who! I want to lay down the Best of Oprah dvd and say, "Oops, wrong signing!" and walk away. Or something of that nature. Handing her a copy of the A-Team on dvd and asking her what is was like to be a part of the A-Team also came to mind. I'll do something...