The best thing that I have seen all day...country line dancing to Iron Butterfly!

This man creates amazing robots out of scraps. He's like Lucia Pamela, but with handy crafts!

This interactive touch computer table is awesome! I totally want to play solitaire on that thing and then wirelessly transmit photos of myself wearing my big ugly '80s glasses all over myspace.

HOW-TO: ORIGAMI VAGINA

i wish i could elaborate on the following videos more, but i can't at the moment. in the mean time...a cheesy women and punk portion of a cheesy documentary.


[PART I]


[PART II]


[PART III]

link to the awesome documentary Her Noise, a must-watch.

So this fellow, Arthur Brown, never heard of him before, but apparently Alice Cooper totally loved him. The song sounds totally stereotypically of that time period. I do love the into, "I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE!"

Miranda July is totally one of my favorite artists ever. I feel the need to state that I am an og Miranda July fan as somehow that may make me better than you? Buuut ever since I heard Kid Co-Coma on UCSB's npr station when I was like 13 or 14 (now I'm old and haggard) I become totally enchanted by her and after seeing her videos felt that my love of video as an art form had been validated. So yes, the above is Miranda July in the new Blonde Redhead for a track whose title does not really matter.

it appears as though somebody has videoed some of Miranda July's shorts from the Big Miss Moviola tapes off of their tv and uploaded them the wasteoftimeTUBE.



Atlanta (1996)



Getting Stronger Every Day (2001)

I need to purchase a new Joanie4Jackie tape seeing as though mine broke after so many viewings.

Unemployment Check: Dr. Phil Helps Aspiring Child Stars Realize Their Dream of Batsh*t Insanity

Posted Yesterday

One of the weirdest child talent shows ever, courtesy of Dr. Phil.

Can somebody please explain how this little girl can go from reciting a monologue about a car wreck to singing twinkle twinkle?

An Anne Frank photo gallery. Ask me about my teleplay called Anne Frankenstein. Since you asked think of it as a cross between Small Wonder and the Holocaust. My final Anne Frank comment...I wrote a diary and you don't see me making a big deal about it. By the way, I'm Jewish and my grandfather is a survivor of the Holocaust. I kid because I love.

Adam Buxton adds a hilarious narration to a Nissan advert for their line of SUV's.

Okay, I'm working from home for the second day in a row. So I've had KCAL on most of the day while I've been working. Just now there's an ad for Hooters Hotel and Casino in Vegas. Their advertising it as a great place for couples to go. What woman (other than myself. What can I say? I'm a sucker for tacky.) would go on a weekend getaway/vacation with her presumably male partner to the fucking Hooters Hotel?! Hoot hoot! On a side note, don't gay cruises seem totally fun fun fun?

I don't know anything at all about Tracey Emin, but I sure do love videos of drunk television appearances. She won the Turner prize, goes out and gets totally hammered, then makes an appearance on Channel 4 completely blitzed.

Gretsch guitars are my favorite ever. so sweet and and smooth. it gives me nothing but sheer joy to hold one in my claws. of course, it will take me some more time to save up enough money to be able to afford the rather large price tag. but it's so worth it. so very, very worth it. below you will witness before your own two eyes a video of chet atkins playing the amazing instrument. just wait a cotton pickin' minute!

link is remarkable. i was doing an image search for fuhttp://www.blogger.com/img/gl.link.gifnny mustaches when i found it.

my loved one tells me that i'm "surreal and a little macabre." and thusly, i feel that "macabre" may have one of the best definitions in the dictionary.

ma·ca·bre /məˈkɑbrə, -ˈkɑb, -ˈkɑbər/ P[muh-kah-bruh, -kahb, -kah-ber] –adjective

3. of or suggestive of the allegorical dance of death.

DANCE OF DEATH! the monster mash! an allegorical smash! viva la muerte! let's eat soy steaks.

for a horrific view of American politics please see the below.

i found this story about a woman who suffered "internal decapitation" via boingboing, but what has interested me the most is the quality of the audio on the news website. it's horribly creepy. watch the video detailing the damage done to the woman here, but check out the audio.

Dali and Gala being birthed from an egg. So funny!

Charles Bukowski - "Born Into This"

Customer service is completely horrible. Just in general. Time Warner cable took 3 weeks to NOT install my cable so I canceled the service before it even began. Not to mention the bitchy installation fellow who kept making snappy remarks at me assuming that I'm so wealthy suit and tie which makes absolutely no sense. I just wanted my damned cable and internet installed. Then on multiple occasions Fedex fails to deliver my packages on time or follow the instructions that I leave for them making it pointless to pay for faster shipping. Dare I mention how hard it is to get a doctor's office to return a phone call or even provide care? Oh least we forget how horrible it is to deal with a cell phone company like T-mo or Cingular...I mean ATT. Oh yes, and the bank not properly re-routing a new account and closing the wrong account. And finally the blessed credit card company whom makes a mistake on their end and then charges me for it.

My latest run-in with Fedex has just made me think of how much I hate the way companies treat their customers.

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-- The Rev. Jerry Falwell has died at age 73, The Associated Press reports.


A little something I whipped up for the occasion.